amberella007's Journal

Monday, July 24th, 2006

Subject:	Makin' Bacon Naked
Time:	4:12 pm.
Mood:	nostalgic.

Scene: In the car with my sister and her 7 year old son and my good friend, Jenny.

Situation: I start telling a hilarious story about my boyfriend walking in on my naked mom while she was making bacon. First off, DANGEROUS and I would not recommend this activity. The walking in part or the frying bacon naked part.

Problem: I forgot the big mouthed rugrat was in the car. Hes using this story to blackmail me. My mom would be so embarrassed resulting in being pissed at me if she knew I was going around telling everyone this story.

Finding the humor: My nephew starts singing a song sung to the tune of "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer..."

"Grandma was in the kitchen makin' bacon naked....
When Corey walked thru the back door..."

We were laughing like crazy. My sister almost drove off the rode and killed us. That wouldn't have been so funny.

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Friday, July 21st, 2006

Subject:	I'm only popular on the internet
Time:	12:45 pm.
Mood:	determined.

How is one person supposed to update a Live Journal, A Dead Journal, A Yahoo 360 page, A Stumble Upon Blog and post on various message boards in one day? And be half way interesting on each?

Oh, yeah, have no life and be online 24/7. Done and Done.

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Thursday, July 20th, 2006

Subject:	More than you ever wanted to know
Time:	7:03 pm.
Mood:	dorky.

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.	× I don't watch much TV these days.	✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.	× I love to play video games.	✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.	✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

( it goes on... )

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